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In hindsight, that should have been my
first clue, but I learned a very

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valuable lesson that day.

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You can always tune a piano, but you can
never tune a fish. Yeah. Oh, man.

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Ladies and gentlemen, my husband.

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You knew what you were getting.

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Aw. Get a room.

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So Linda and Greg, they're opening their
home and proving once again that no

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dinner with friends

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Awful puns.

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Or magazine-worthy centerpieces.

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Is that what this thing is? I thought
something died.

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Pause off the plumage, Frank.

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If my centerpiece isn't perfect when I
get back, heads will roll.

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Okay, decision time.

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Red or white?

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Hello?

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Very funny.

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Fine, I'm bringing both.

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You can all stop pouting.

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Oh, my God.

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Greg? Guys?

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I heard Tony's replacing morning
briefings with movie trivia.

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I heard it was mandatory karaoke.

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All right, you guys both know those are
just rumors.

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Do we? Tony's only been director for a
week. I mean, between all the meetings

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and security briefings, Tony hasn't even
had time to direct.

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Hence the all-hands meeting this
afternoon.

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Exactly. I'm guessing that's when we
will hear his vision for NCIS.

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I'd rather be hearing your vision.

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I always thought Director McGee had a
nice ring to it.

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Not so sure that I was on second half's
short list.

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Oh, speaking of short list.

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Ziva called me last night. Ziva, Ziva?

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Mm-hmm.

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What does she want?

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She is concerned.

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About Tony taking over NCIS?

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About Tony eating donuts.

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I have been recruited to make sure that
Tony stays on his diet. Apparently, he

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only listens to strong women.

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They scared him.

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So, uh, director, that also comes with
extra work?

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Look, guys, I'm telling you, we can
relax.

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All right? Things will be different with
Tony, yes, but I'm telling you, we will

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survive.

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You were saying?

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All

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right.

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And I have everybody's attention.

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Good news.

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Nobody's melting.

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Apparently, someone accidentally
triggered the biohazard alarm.

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I hope.

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Accidentally.

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Either way, the building has been
cleared for reentry.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on. Before you go
back to your jobs, I would like to take

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this opportunity to welcome you to our
first all-hands meeting.

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It's just a little ahead of schedule.

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Well, at least he's making the most of
it.

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It's a job.

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You may be wondering what my vision is
as director for NCIS.

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And the truth is,

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Maybe I don't have a vision.

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Your boy's losing me.

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That's not what's important.

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You don't need to understand me.

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That's not your job. Your job is to
solve cases.

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And my job is to make sure nothing gets
in your way.

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Okay.

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Of course, I am going to screw things
up, probably before lunch.

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Hopefully a heart-healthy lunch.

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But you won't have time to worry about
me.

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You'll be too busy.

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Solving cases.

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Naval intelligence officer.

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Busting bad guys. Gassed at a dinner
party last night. And being heroes.

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Are they seriously walking out during
another director's speech? Well, maybe

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this director won't notice.

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And that's what I'm talking about.

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That right there.

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Go on.

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Go.

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Go be heroes.

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All right.

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Let's hear it.

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Wow.

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Thank you, everybody.

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Back to work.

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One minute, Frank was making fun of my
centerpiece, and the next, everyone just

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collapsed. Almost everyone, Mrs.
Fenwick. Please call me Linda. Now,

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believe me, I'd rather have passed out.
I watched four armed men go through my

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house like a Williams-Sonoma sample
sale.

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Did you recognize any other gunmen?

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They wore gas masks.

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That means we were gassed, right? Looks
that way. Everyone seems to have

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recovered, though.

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I hid in the pantry. One of them was
coming straight toward me. I grabbed my

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stand mixer, ready to clobber him, and
he just turned and left.

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They all did.

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Like, it never even happened.

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Who were they?

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We're trying to find out.

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Um, how well did you know Naval
Intelligence Officer DeWitt?

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Mallory? She's a good friend.

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The EMTs took her to the hospital. I
said she'd hit her head on my

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centerpiece.

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Told me.

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Lovely. Thank you. Everyone says I
overdo it, but dining with Dazzle is my

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love language.

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And the name of my party planning
podcast.

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Is Mallory gonna be okay?

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Just a few stitches. We've got agents
with her now.

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It's possible she was the target.

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Do you excuse me for a minute?

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Gladly. That salmon mousse on the floor
won't clean itself.

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Greg? Han?

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No one on the street saw anyone coming
or going. As far as we can tell, the

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whole operation lasted 96 seconds.

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Efficient? Bizarre. The house is
untouched. No open drawers, no missing

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cash, jewelry.

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Phones?

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Wallets? All personal effects are
accounted for, including Officer

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DeWitt's. The government didn't take
anything.

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So what the hell were they doing here?

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Hey, sorry. I'm Tak Ran Long.

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Not the first impression I like to make
on a first date. Think you mean update?

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Throw out something to mark the
occasion.

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Rock lotion?

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Parker's Pastries.

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Don't mind if I do.

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Is that a chocolate chip there?

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Raisins. Yum.

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If you don't like raisins.

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Delicious.

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Spoken Naval Intelligence, they reset
every password that Officer DeWitt had

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access to. Was she compromised?

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Not as far as ONI could tell.

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They can't say for sure until we figure
out why the gunman crashed that dinner

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party. What about the other dinner
guests?

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Butcher, estate attorney, and research
technician for a shampoo company.

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None of them exactly scream hard target.

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Let's stop pretending.

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You clearly hate raisins.

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I really do.

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Much better.

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Now it's your turn.

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My turn for what? Stop pretending this
isn't hard.

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Leon Vance was a giant.

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And now the former wild card is sitting
in his office. I heard class clown.

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The point is, I know. I also know what
this office means, and I don't plan on

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letting anyone down, including him.

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Good.

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Well, Knight's re-interviewing the
guests, and McGee and Torres are

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following up with the hosts.

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Keep me posted.

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Will do.

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Director.

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All right, so the two of you have clean
records.

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No lawsuits, no threats.

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Unless you count the woman who almost
killed me over bubble wrap.

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My husband owns a shipping store. Oh, if
NCIS ever needs a really competitive

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raise... Sorry.

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He's a born salesman.

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You knew what you were getting.

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Now, you two must be newlyweds, huh?

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It'll be five years next month.

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Longest honeymoon on record.

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All right.

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So, the dinner parties, have they always
been the same group? For years now. Same

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friends, same bad jokes.

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Different casseroles.

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I still no idea why someone would go to
the trouble of breaking into your home.

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No clue.

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I had a $3,000 stamp collection, and
they didn't even touch that. They didn't

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leave anything behind, either. We did a
full sweep of the house.

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Well, when you do find them, they're
gonna wish they never messed with my

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wife.

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I have a very particular set of skills.

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Shipping? Yes, mostly shipping.

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But packages aren't the only thing I can
make disappear.

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You're adorable, honey.

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Okay, well, you two have given us a lot
to think about.

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Please let us know if you remember
anything useful. Okay.

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Well, this is not useful.

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Save yourself the trip. All I've got are
more dead ends.

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No fingerprints.

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No matches on the knockout gas. I mean,
I'm officially out of science. Oh,

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Director DiNozzo.

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Hi. I thought you were Parker or McGee
or literally anyone else.

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First time for everything?

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Yeah.

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Can I... Hello.

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Can I help you? From the sound of
things, no.

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At least not with this case.

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Uh, honestly, nobody can.

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We got tilch.

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Good. Good?

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Yeah, it means I can stop wondering
about the case and start wondering about

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the Casey.

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Oh.

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Um,

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something I can help you find?

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Well, coffins, farting hippos, roller
skates.

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Ah, I think you're looking for Abby.

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No, I'm just looking for that other
thing, you know? The thing nobody

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expects, the hobby, the side project,
the weird obsession.

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That? It's usually the stuff that ends
up solving the hard cases.

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Wow.

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Do you play the theremin?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Those are actually
really great at diagnosing electrical

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shorts. That's fascinating.

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Yeah. I'm gonna go back to work.

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All right.

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Well, you do your thing.

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Just remember, the weirder, the better.

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Well, I did empty the Fenwick's cute
little robot vacuum. I thought, you

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know, maybe that... sucked up something
the gunman dropped, but it was honestly

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just another dead end.

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Did you... Well,

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first you cornered Casey, and now you're
biting the coffee.

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Vision speech said we barely noticed
you.

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I just had a few follow-up questions.

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Well, I hope you're not here to ask for
your old apartment back, are you?

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Because Delilah just redecorated it. Oh,
no, I've already spoken to Delilah.

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She's okay with it.

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She's what? What do you mean?

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Kidding.

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I found another place.

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Afternoon, director.

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Hey.

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Director DiNozzo.

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Still doesn't sound real. I'm hoping
repetition helps. Not that I don't think

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you can do the job, you know. It's just
I keep picturing the guy who drove a

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Corvette with his feet. I was being shot
at.

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And believe it or not, this is harder. I
spent the last week learning what keeps

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the U.S. Navy up at night. And this job
requires both hands.

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And both feet.

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Okay. Tell me, who's your probie?

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I won't. Okay.

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I'm gonna take my director hat off.

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So who's your guy? Or gal?

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Tony, I'm serious. They never assign me
a probie. You don't assign anyone a

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probie. You gotta take one.

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Someone to mentor.

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To torture.

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Exactly. Everyone benefits.

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Okay. Director hat back on.

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I am ordering you.

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Get a probie.

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Ooh, okay.

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You know what? I think I may have
someone.

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I served as acting director several
times already.

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This is pretty much your first day on
the job.

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Danger, Will Robinson. I can have you
court-martialed. Whatever you say,

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probie. Agent Knight.

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Excellent timing.

257
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What kind of milk is in there?

258
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The skim.

259
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,440
Huh. Uh, we just got our first break in
the case.

260
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Backyard Burning Man? Close.

261
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:38,330
After the dinner party break-in, one of
the dinner guests went home and had a

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bonfire. A concerned neighbor snapped
that at about 2 a.m. A little late to be

263
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toasting marshmallows. And according to
the neighborhood chat, two more dinner

264
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guests had bonfires that same night.

265
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Three guests, three bonfires?

266
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Well, that's not a coincidence.

267
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Nope. That is a cover-up.

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All right, Casey.

269
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Three expedited search warrants, three
backyards dug up before dawn. Tell me it

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was worth it. Depends on if you like
weird as much as our new director.

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Frank Russo, Dawn Spurlock, Evan Jenks.
Three dinner guests, three very strange

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piles of ash.

273
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They all contain burn paper. No surprise
there if you're destroying evidence.

274
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But I also found traces of hair.

275
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Fingernails? Who burns fingernails?
People trying to destroy DNA.

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But whatever the reason, they were in a
hurry to hide it. Maybe that's what our

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suburban commandos were after when they
broke into the Fenwick house. Could be.

278
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But Linda and Greg Fenwick never had a
bonfire. And they're the only ones who

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haven't lawyered up. So our happy couple
wasn't a part of whatever this is?

280
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They just invited the wrong people to
dinner.

281
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,760
What's with the NCIS security cameras?

282
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,040
Oh, it's not part of the case. Director
DiNozzo asked me to pull security

283
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,500
footage from the biohazard alarm.

284
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In case it wasn't an accident.

285
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Nobody likes to be messed with.

286
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,300
Uh-oh. That didn't sound good.

287
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,600
Linda Fenwick just reported her husband
missing.

288
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,180
Fred Fenwick didn't come home last
night.

289
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,580
Linda's worried sick.

290
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She's never spent a night without him.
Normally, I'd say six hours is a little

291
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early to panic, but after armed
mercenaries break into your house...

292
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,840
Okay, we got no credit card hits, and
his phone's still off.

293
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,200
Do we still have access to the
neighbor's security camera?

294
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,880
Yeah, nothing from last night, so I
widened the timeline.

295
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,240
How far back? Two weeks before the
break-in.

296
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:37,080
The same SUV keeps driving past the
Fenwick house. Maybe another neighbor?

297
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:41,100
I don't think so. The driver also kept
parking across the street, never got out

298
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of the car.

299
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They're watching the house.

300
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More likely watching Greg look.

301
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,900
He's being followed. No plates, no clear
shot of the driver, and no sign of the

302
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,560
SUV since. It's disappeared.

303
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,800
And Greg's disappeared.

304
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And all the neighbors are destroying
evidence.

305
00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:02,240
Which brings us to today's slideshow.

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Slideshow?

307
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People who tried to hide DNA.

308
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,240
Well, that's catchy. Couldn't sleep, so
I started looking at...

309
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:16,400
different cases where DNA asks specific
questions, like... Who's your daddy?

310
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:21,240
A woman's body is melted in a vat. Who
is the father of her unborn child?

311
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,760
We also have, who's your mommy?

312
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Whose rotting corpse is that?

313
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:27,420
Who needs a kidney?

314
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,900
These are all very different questions.

315
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,340
Maybe one of them applies to your dinner
guests.

316
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,100
Just trying to help. I got lunch on the
hill.

317
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:39,500
If you solve the case before dessert,
shoot me a text.

318
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,740
He put a lot of effort into this.

319
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,700
Yeah, maybe a little too much.

320
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,960
Does he work in our case?

321
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,700
Speaking of our case, oh, Bola just came
back.

322
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,620
Greg Fenwick's car was found at the
bottom of a ravine.

323
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,880
With Greg still inside.

324
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,980
I can't believe he's gone.

325
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,080
I'm sorry for your loss.

326
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,360
Doesn't seem real.

327
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,380
Mrs. Fenwick, can you think of anyone
who might want to hurt your husband?

328
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:14,980
Any reason?

329
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:16,960
What?

330
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,480
The police said Greg had a heart attack
while he was driving.

331
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,540
Preliminary findings suggest that he
did.

332
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:28,280
But after everything that's happened the
last few days... You think his death is

333
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,340
connected to the break-in?

334
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:36,200
Well, three of your dinner guests were
all caught destroying some kind of

335
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200
evidence.

336
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,500
I don't understand. What does that have
to do with Greg?

337
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,800
Maybe Greg figured out what your guests
were hiding.

338
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,020
First my friends, now Greg.

339
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:50,660
You'd think everyone in my life was
keeping secrets from me.

340
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:52,580
There's also this.

341
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,840
Someone was following your husband. You
recognize that vehicle?

342
00:18:56,860 --> 00:19:02,440
No. But Greg wasn't mixed up in anything
dangerous. He would have told me.

343
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,800
You sure?

344
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,920
He died this morning.

345
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:14,040
And now you want me to believe that I
didn't know my own husband?

346
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:18,440
You know, for years, people joked that
our marriage was too good to be true,

347
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,860
that it couldn't possibly be real.

348
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,840
It was real, Agent McGee.

349
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,620
We're done here.

350
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,000
You can let yourself out.

351
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,720
What if that's exactly why he kept you
in the dark?

352
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:38,260
Excuse me? Knowing something could put
my wife in danger, I would do everything

353
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,580
I could to keep her out of it, not
because I didn't trust her, because I

354
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,580
love her.

355
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,080
I must finally please if there's
anything else.

356
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:56,660
Last year, I noticed a little brass key
on his keychain.

357
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,520
It was a key I didn't recognize, and I
asked him what it opened.

358
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,220
He just shrugged and said it was work
stuff.

359
00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:06,040
You think he was connected to that
break-in?

360
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,560
I don't know, but we'll find out.

361
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,080
Well, if it isn't my favorite autopsy
gremlin.

362
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,420
I said I wasn't going to call you that
anymore. That's the only reason I'm

363
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:18,420
letting you crash on my couch.

364
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:23,060
If it isn't my favorite medical
examiner. Much better. Now if we can

365
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:27,120
just get you to stop setting the
thermostat to ice age. Well, as soon as

366
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,520
you stop throwing away my eggs two days
after the Best Buy date. That means

367
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,520
they're expired, Tony.

368
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,720
Does it?

369
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,700
Can I help you with something? Yes.

370
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,160
I actually just came by to see how
autopsy was going.

371
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,540
Oh. Okay.

372
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,780
Didn't this guy used to have hair?

373
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,880
He did. And now, I have it. Ah, I knew
it.

374
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:48,660
Nobody's hair is that optimistic.

375
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,480
His heart is the more interesting story.

376
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,160
The coroner listed cause of death as
fatal arrhythmia.

377
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:58,700
I can smell that butt coming a mile
away. But Casey found traces of a very

378
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,640
sophisticated poison in his blood.

379
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,800
This was not natural causes. This was...
Murder.

380
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,460
I will bet you the good pillow that
whoever broke into that house has

381
00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,080
something to do with it. Not my
department.

382
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:15,000
Not yours either, now that I think about
it. We just have to find that mystery

383
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,020
key. It wasn't on his keychain.

384
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,600
Well, lucky for you, I found it.

385
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Oh.

386
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:22,280
So you did.

387
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:23,860
Ha!

388
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,660
Where was it? He had it on him.

389
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,620
But his body was naked when he was
transferred.

390
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,840
It was.

391
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:32,820
So where was it?

392
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:36,020
The oldest hiding place in the book?

393
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:42,600
I'm gonna go brief Torres.

394
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,100
Actually, that's my job.

395
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,420
Wash my hands.

396
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,700
The manager confirms the key belongs to
one of the storage units here, under the

397
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,440
husband's name. Yeah, headed to it now.

398
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,900
Want me to get you to talk to the wife
again?

399
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:57,360
Uh, no. She has enough to process
without murder.

400
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,880
Well, that's what Director Donoso said
after he briefed me on Jimmy's autopsy

401
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,220
instead of, you know, Jimmy.

402
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,440
Is it just me, or does our new director
seem a little confused on which job he

403
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,180
was actually hired to do? Right?

404
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,760
But since he's so interested in the
little people, might as well make it

405
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,760
work for me.

406
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,880
I'm pitching him a couple undercover
ideas.

407
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:16,260
Getting tired of the office?

408
00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:19,100
No, I'm just tired of all my special
skills going to waste.

409
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,240
Name one.

410
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,780
I can hold my breath for four minutes.

411
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,020
Oh.

412
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,920
Was the director impressed?

413
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,660
He seemed actually kind of jealous.

414
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:33,120
I think he's worried I might be cooler
than him.

415
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,560
Well, maybe someone's projecting.

416
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,120
I'm just saying.

417
00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:37,760
All right, this is it. Keith.

418
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,960
No way.

419
00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:44,060
I bought lunch.

420
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,820
What? I only had, like, a side salad.

421
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:57,200
I didn't even finish the salad.

422
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,900
Oh, yuck, yuck, yuck.

423
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,600
That's not a good sign.

424
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,860
All right, you go first.

425
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,440
Why me? Because I touched the bud key.

426
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:28,980
Yeah, it's either a dead body in there
or a lot of dead bodies.

427
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,620
I guess that depends on how you define
body.

428
00:23:43,060 --> 00:23:44,060
Yeah.

429
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:55,540
That sounds about right.

430
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:04,780
Ah,

431
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:07,820
excellent. Thank you, Brent.

432
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,920
Hey, if it's not too much trouble, I'll
take a Jenny Shepard special.

433
00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:14,080
Large black coffee, nine sugars.

434
00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:18,800
It's good to be the king.

435
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,500
Oh, gosh.

436
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:24,220
You kind of...

437
00:24:24,510 --> 00:24:25,389
I thought you were.

438
00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:29,030
With the silver mane coming out of the
dark, there's... Never mind.

439
00:24:29,270 --> 00:24:30,810
You, uh, you said you wanted to see me?

440
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:34,950
Kind of in the middle of a case, but,
uh, looks like you are, too.

441
00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:36,190
Yeah.

442
00:24:36,590 --> 00:24:37,590
Have a seat.

443
00:24:41,130 --> 00:24:42,510
My case will give you nightmares.

444
00:24:43,530 --> 00:24:47,030
Yours? Well, here we got a serial
killer. Those give people nightmares,

445
00:24:47,290 --> 00:24:49,130
too. And Academy Award nominations.

446
00:24:49,970 --> 00:24:52,510
Silence of the Lambs, Taxi Driver,
Seven.

447
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,880
Except we don't think the husband was
killing people. Nobody could get away

448
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:56,880
with that many murders.

449
00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:58,820
Abby could.

450
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,660
We're thinking the eye collection is
more of an Ed Gein type thing.

451
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:09,440
I could live with that. Robbing
cemeteries. Nice pull, by the way.

452
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,320
Thank you.

453
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,580
Of course, there is another option.
Maybe this is business, not a hobby.

454
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,620
The black market in corneas is almost as
big as the kidney trade.

455
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,420
Smart. Thank you.

456
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:23,780
What's the wife think?

457
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:28,420
Not much at the moment. Her therapist
has her heavily medicated. Her best lead

458
00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:29,620
right now is this guy.

459
00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:32,580
He's been following the husband for a
few weeks.

460
00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:37,100
Could be one of the commandos doing
recon before the break-in? That's the

461
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:38,100
consensus. Hmm.

462
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,440
You got a bolo out? Yep, we did.

463
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:41,960
We'll get him.

464
00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:43,220
All right.

465
00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:45,960
Well, if you need someone to task a
satellite, I got a guy.

466
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,180
It's good to be the king.

467
00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:51,560
Did you just wink at me?

468
00:25:51,980 --> 00:25:52,980
I did.

469
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,880
And I instantly regretted it.

470
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:58,280
No, don't. It's charming.

471
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,080
You're gonna make me blush.

472
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,180
This is starting to get weird. A little.
Yeah.

473
00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:11,040
Got the next four boxes and about a
hundred more to go.

474
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:13,020
Where do you want them?

475
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:16,480
I mean, does anyone actually want a
hundred jars of pig eyeballs?

476
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,300
Pig eyes?

477
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,480
Not human?

478
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:21,600
Oh, you would make a horrible
veterinarian.

479
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:26,020
So where exactly does someone get this
amount of pig eyeballs?

480
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:30,020
Uh, pretty much any biological supply
house.

481
00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:32,080
A lot of labs use them for biomedical
research.

482
00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:37,100
And psychopaths keep them as trophies? I
actually don't think they're trophies. I

483
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:41,940
think the husband was soaking the eyes
in those jars in order to try to extract

484
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:44,340
a retinal enzyme from their vitreous
fluid.

485
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,560
Well, that explains everything.

486
00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:49,990
And by everything, I mean nothing. What
if I told you that this particular

487
00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:53,250
enzyme was used in illicit drug
manufacturing?

488
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:57,350
Which means if someone tried to buy
it... The DEA would flag the purchase.

489
00:26:57,490 --> 00:27:02,050
But nobody is watching the pig-eye
supply chain. This is a low-tech way to

490
00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,570
get a high-tech product.

491
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,110
The husband was making drugs.

492
00:27:05,350 --> 00:27:06,350
Probably opioids.

493
00:27:06,470 --> 00:27:09,290
And seeing as the neighbors were all
bringing evidence, they're probably all

494
00:27:09,290 --> 00:27:11,050
in on it. His poor wife.

495
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:14,870
She was already told that her husband's
probably a serial killer. I really don't

496
00:27:14,870 --> 00:27:16,990
want to throw a drug dealer at her, too.
Yeah, I hear that.

497
00:27:17,230 --> 00:27:22,270
Uh, speaking of jobs nobody wants, I
hear that Ziva deputized you.

498
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,180
To be DiNozzo's babysitter.

499
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,720
How's that going?

500
00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:27,160
A little surprising, actually.

501
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,140
I mean, he's nothing like his
reputation.

502
00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:32,920
He's self-aware, respectful, mature.

503
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:39,220
Well, he's also good luck. His satellite
just picked up that mystery man who was

504
00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:40,220
tailing our husband.

505
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,800
So who do we think this guy is again?

506
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,600
Maybe the husband's buyer.

507
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:45,920
Maybe a rival dealer.

508
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,520
A wig maker.

509
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:52,500
We'll find out soon enough. Why does it
take to order a scone? The real Walter

510
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:53,840
White didn't mind being bold.

511
00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:55,560
I just feel bad for the wife.

512
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,760
They were like the perfect couple, you
know? I was gonna ask them what their

513
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,499
secret was.

514
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:03,900
Well, you dodged the bullet there, which
is another one of my special skills, by

515
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:04,599
the way.

516
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,980
Are you gonna help me pitch the director
on some more tactical assignments or

517
00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:08,919
what?

518
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,200
To be honest with you, I'm not sure I
want to add any more to his plate.

519
00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:15,040
I'm worried about him as is.

520
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:16,700
Worried about what?

521
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:21,660
Look, I've watched three directors do
that job, okay? There is a lot of

522
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:22,860
delicate politics involved.

523
00:28:23,860 --> 00:28:29,060
And with Tony, it's like going back to
high school and the kid that pulled the

524
00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:31,320
fire alarm is now the principal, you
know?

525
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:37,900
I mean, he's going to do great, but I'm
worried he's going to make some serious

526
00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:38,900
enemies on the Hill.

527
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,420
That's what friends are for, right?

528
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:45,140
Worry all you want and then just watch
his back.

529
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,360
Just like I watch yours if you were a
director.

530
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,680
Thanks, man.

531
00:28:54,580 --> 00:28:58,040
Oh, uh, if you really want to do more
tactical work, it's coming out of that

532
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,040
cafe right now.

533
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,960
That's our guy.

534
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,220
Suspect's name is Carl Moody, PhD in
chemistry.

535
00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:10,800
According to his criminal record, he put
it to use making designer drugs in

536
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,520
Florida. Probably cooking for the
husband. Why is he still on the street?

537
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:16,520
Last arrest was 15 years ago, and he's
been clean ever since. More like just

538
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,419
never been caught.

539
00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:19,460
Go get him, Tiger. I'll be watching from
the cheap seats.

540
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,260
Hey, heard you got our mystery man.

541
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,780
Oh, we did.

542
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,560
Thanks for the assist.

543
00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:28,600
Happy to give you another one in there
if you'd like.

544
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,940
Always good to have a second set of
eyes.

545
00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:35,880
Tony's tenant number five. Oh, okay.

546
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,240
We're going to be doing a Gibbs rule
thing?

547
00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:41,000
I have no idea what you're talking
about.

548
00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:47,480
Uh, what is happening?

549
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,960
So, Mr.

550
00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,220
Moody, is it?

551
00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:58,360
Why'd you throw my latte away?

552
00:29:58,660 --> 00:30:00,340
That was your third of the day, and your
captain won.

553
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,560
Says who?

554
00:30:05,439 --> 00:30:06,760
This could be fun, actually.

555
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,940
She's got you on watch duty, doesn't
she? I have no idea what you're talking

556
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:11,940
about.

557
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,860
I'm happy to leave if you two need more
time to work this out. You're not going

558
00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:16,960
anywhere except prison.

559
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:18,700
For what?

560
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,700
Manufacturing a controlled substance,
for starters.

561
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,020
Those are eyeballs.

562
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:24,140
This is murder.

563
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,900
You know this guy, don't you? Look, I'm
not cooking again, okay? And yet you

564
00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:34,600
live in a penthouse and you don't seem
to have a job. And the guy you were

565
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,600
tailing was murdered.

566
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:39,660
So what happened? Did you guys get into
business together but then have some

567
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:42,660
kind of falling out? And you crashed a
dinner party like it was Zero Dark

568
00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:43,660
Thirty?

569
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:47,800
Look, I'd love to talk to you, but I
can't.

570
00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:50,500
What's going on? Why is Tony
interrogating our suspect?

571
00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:52,760
Good question. Well, so far, he's pretty
good.

572
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:54,380
Well, look at that. We got a teacher's
pet.

573
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,560
I'm not anyone's pet. I'm just getting
to know the guy. You know, I think maybe

574
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,540
Tony's just on autopilot. He's been an
agent for so long, you know.

575
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,120
Just needs some time to adjust.

576
00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:03,560
Well, he needs to adjust faster.

577
00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:05,460
And you got to pick a side, Parker.

578
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,120
Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind some
clarification.

579
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,060
Good luck getting it, McGee.

580
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,620
Me? Why me?

581
00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:13,860
You're one of his oldest friends.

582
00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:17,740
Look, all you got to do is just...
Suggest to Tony that he, you know, stay

583
00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:18,740
in his lane.

584
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,480
I didn't kill anybody, okay?

585
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,700
But you were right about one thing.

586
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:25,560
I am still in the drug business.

587
00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:30,420
Shocker. But I've gone legit, okay? I
work as a corporate fixer for a drug

588
00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:33,240
company. They simply had a problem that
needed fixing.

589
00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:35,020
Go on.

590
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,120
A research tech stole a new formula.

591
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,120
Then he and a bunch of his neighbors
figured out a way to sell it on the

592
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,059
black market.

593
00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:43,600
Some butcher got the ingredients.

594
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:49,160
The research guy did the lab work. This
guy handled the shipping. Though I don't

595
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,380
think he was into it for the money.

596
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,600
He was more into taking the drug
himself.

597
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:55,160
But they were all going to make a
killing.

598
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,460
The market for what these guys were
selling is $30 billion.

599
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,680
What? What are we talking about?

600
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,880
A cure for cancer?

601
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,340
Try a cure for baldness.

602
00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:08,420
Oh, really?

603
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,880
That'd be something.

604
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,320
Like a real cure.

605
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,080
Does it work?

606
00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:17,340
Work? We're talking full regrowth in six
months.

607
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,960
Wow. Do you know how many people would
kill for that?

608
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,200
I don't know.

609
00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:27,340
I mean, not me, not yet, but I do like
to plan ahead.

610
00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:32,240
You do realize this is a murder
investigation and you just gave us a

611
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,240
motive?

612
00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:38,340
Not really. I didn't need to kill
anybody or crash any dinner party to get

613
00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:39,340
the formula back.

614
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,720
I already got it back two weeks before
any of that happened.

615
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,840
And I can prove it.

616
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,140
Okay. Thank you.

617
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,300
That was the drug company VP.

618
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,600
She confirmed.

619
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:02,080
Moody works for them. And their head of
security just confirmed the rest of his

620
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,380
story. Research tech stole the formula
from the shampoo division.

621
00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:09,360
Moody stole it back. Weeks ago. DA
already has a case. Well, then, who

622
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,360
killed this guy?

623
00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:12,260
And who broke into his house?

624
00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:16,020
I don't know, but I know how we can find
out. And it's time sensitive.

625
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,200
Biggie, on my six. Beep, beep, skinny.

626
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:23,540
When our whole case blew up, I started
hearing Donoso's voice in my head.

627
00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:27,140
That's unsettling. Well, he was saying
that weird stuff usually solves the

628
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,760
case, so I leaned into my weird.

629
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,420
Cleaning. Your apartment would disagree.

630
00:33:32,090 --> 00:33:35,750
Not places, circuitry. Nothing I hate
more than a dusty motherboard.

631
00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:40,430
And this robot vacuum's gearbox was
filthy. But when I started cleaning this

632
00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:42,690
puppy's innards, I triggered some kind
of fail-safe.

633
00:33:43,030 --> 00:33:46,450
Vacuums have fail-safes? This one did,
and it started sending a massive

634
00:33:46,450 --> 00:33:47,850
encrypted file over the Internet.

635
00:33:48,230 --> 00:33:49,230
Do we know where it's who?

636
00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:52,750
good question can you trace it if i
could i would have sprinted up two

637
00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:55,730
flights of stairs and loafers now chop
chop before the transmission stops all

638
00:33:55,730 --> 00:33:59,650
right running my private trace macros
now you need to make those not private

639
00:33:59,650 --> 00:34:03,790
one of these days i'll be happy to trade
for what telling dinoso that he's

640
00:34:03,790 --> 00:34:07,370
annoying everyone yeah i heard you got
nominated to do that keep your macros

641
00:34:07,370 --> 00:34:12,889
i'll keep my job and you gotta hit we
got a location ncs

642
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:25,480
Doesn't look like anyone's home.

643
00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:28,679
Hands up.

644
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,500
Come out slowly.

645
00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:33,980
Who let you down here?

646
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:35,960
Your mother.

647
00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:37,580
And dinner's ready.

648
00:34:39,739 --> 00:34:40,820
Are you a Mervin?

649
00:34:41,139 --> 00:34:42,139
Dorf?

650
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,320
Call me Dead Drop.

651
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,040
Hard pass.

652
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,920
You recognize this vacuum cleaner?

653
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,360
Yeah, somebody just triggered his
failsafe.

654
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,860
I figured someone with a badge would be
showing up soon.

655
00:34:53,389 --> 00:34:54,770
What does this fail-safe do?

656
00:34:56,909 --> 00:34:58,110
He asked you a question.

657
00:34:58,450 --> 00:35:01,690
Yeah, but I'm not answering until he
calls me dead job.

658
00:35:01,950 --> 00:35:05,110
Yeah, well, I can hold you in as a
suspect to a murder investigation.

659
00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:07,390
Okay. Fine. Cool your jets.

660
00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:11,430
I was hired to hack every smart home
device with a camera in the two-mile

661
00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:16,130
area. That fail-safe was an automatic
transmission back to me in case a unit

662
00:35:16,130 --> 00:35:17,430
was discovered. Who hired you?

663
00:35:17,630 --> 00:35:18,630
Don't know. Don't care.

664
00:35:18,830 --> 00:35:19,830
Not as long as they pay.

665
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,380
You don't care that you could be
breaking the law?

666
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,680
Well, that's the thing.

667
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,400
I'm not.

668
00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:28,240
You ever read the terms of service on
your smart devices lately?

669
00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:30,840
Enough loopholes to drive a truck
through.

670
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,120
Or, in my case, unauthenticated remote
access.

671
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,040
Take a look.

672
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,160
That'll teach Ring to fire me.

673
00:35:41,930 --> 00:35:42,930
What, his whole life?

674
00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:47,750
No. These teams are sent passively back
every three months. My client was

675
00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:51,670
worried that active surveillance would
be caught, which is nuts.

676
00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:54,470
I mean, I was hacking soccer moms, not
the KGB.

677
00:35:54,810 --> 00:35:57,730
But any chance you have this thing's
footage from two days ago?

678
00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:01,790
Um... You got it yet?

679
00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:05,590
Yeah. It's coming in now. I just need to
clean up a few things.

680
00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:07,130
Something wrong?

681
00:36:07,530 --> 00:36:11,610
No, it's just the vacuum company pushed
out a firmware update a few days ago.

682
00:36:11,730 --> 00:36:12,730
Messed with a bug.

683
00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:14,570
I love a good firmware update.

684
00:36:14,890 --> 00:36:15,890
And I love that you love that.

685
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:18,790
Okay, got it right here.

686
00:36:19,090 --> 00:36:21,970
The vacuum was on its charging station
when this was recorded.

687
00:36:24,610 --> 00:36:27,570
Remind me to get rid of every smart
device I own that has a camera.

688
00:36:27,830 --> 00:36:28,830
Yeah, same.

689
00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:32,050
That gas worked quickly.

690
00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:36,170
And then come our commandos.

691
00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:38,810
It's the weirdest break-in I've ever
seen.

692
00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:41,250
And we're watching it from a vacuum.

693
00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:46,870
What's this guy doing?

694
00:36:50,270 --> 00:36:52,950
No idea, but we've got enough for facial
recognition.

695
00:36:54,710 --> 00:36:57,050
CIA. You guys certainly get around.

696
00:36:57,310 --> 00:37:01,570
I'm not surprised NCIS followed the
breadcrumbs back to us. We keep that

697
00:37:01,570 --> 00:37:02,630
hacker under surveillance.

698
00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:05,970
Saw your agent show up at his door.
You're using him as a cutout.

699
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,860
To do your dirty work. Since when is
protecting our country dirty? Ever since

700
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:13,040
Congress said domestic ops were a big
no-no for you boys.

701
00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:17,740
Unless the matter involves foreign
intelligence agents.

702
00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:21,740
What I'm about to tell you doesn't leave
your chain of command.

703
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,160
Yeah, yeah, I know the drill.

704
00:37:23,740 --> 00:37:28,760
Last year, the CIA became aware of a
potentially massive infiltration of our

705
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:33,100
country by long-term, deep-cover
operatives. How massive? We don't know.

706
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,760
What's the endgame?

707
00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:36,170
We don't know.

708
00:37:36,830 --> 00:37:40,270
All we know is it looks like they've
been here for years and it's probably

709
00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:41,470
not for the barbecue.

710
00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:45,310
We finally got a lead on a cell, but all
we had was a zip code.

711
00:37:45,550 --> 00:37:49,470
So you got your hacker to bug every
house in it? Even that didn't help.

712
00:37:49,610 --> 00:37:52,110
These agents are ridiculously good at
staying hidden.

713
00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:54,590
At least until one of them screwed up.

714
00:37:55,550 --> 00:37:59,170
So you're telling me the guy with the
toupee was a deep cover spy?

715
00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:02,050
Your skepticism just means he was a damn
good one.

716
00:38:02,590 --> 00:38:03,970
But luckily for us...

717
00:38:04,230 --> 00:38:08,450
Also, Vane, that hair thing, you really
think a lab tech and a butcher would

718
00:38:08,450 --> 00:38:11,070
have been able to pull off a counterfeit
drug ring by themselves?

719
00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:13,770
Well, when you say it like that, no.

720
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:17,350
The husband decided to help them out.
That's when he popped up on our radar.

721
00:38:17,570 --> 00:38:19,790
Why not arrest him? Wanted to see who he
was talking to.

722
00:38:20,230 --> 00:38:22,690
We had three months of surveillance on
that vacuum.

723
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:27,260
At least until the manufacturer pushed
out that firmware update that just about

724
00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:28,260
wiped all of our data.

725
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,800
Okay, let me get this straight. So you
gassed a dinner party because of a

726
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,800
software patch?

727
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,060
We needed to neutralize the scene. The
target would disappear if they knew we

728
00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,038
were on to them.

729
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,000
Except you left one in the pantry this
time, 007.

730
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:43,680
We don't know why she didn't go down.
But we still think it's recoverable. We

731
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,320
can pin everything on the husband's drug
ring.

732
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:46,700
Including his murder?

733
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,440
We know you poisoned him.

734
00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:52,120
Actually, that wasn't us.

735
00:38:53,190 --> 00:38:54,190
So who was it?

736
00:38:54,770 --> 00:38:57,550
Let's just say we have another file you
might be interested in.

737
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,250
This one's from the pet feeder.

738
00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:03,050
Have you lost your mind?

739
00:39:03,830 --> 00:39:08,350
A hair loss drug? You risked exposing us
over a hair loss drug? You're

740
00:39:08,350 --> 00:39:10,690
overreacting. Exposing us.

741
00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:13,510
Lovely Linda was a spy too.

742
00:39:14,410 --> 00:39:17,390
Major Cross said they were never
actually even married. Just so you could

743
00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:18,390
ruin everything.

744
00:39:18,430 --> 00:39:19,430
You're done.

745
00:39:19,510 --> 00:39:21,870
I will talk to the guys and I will...

746
00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:24,230
And I need to stop.

747
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:27,130
No, I mean done.

748
00:39:27,730 --> 00:39:29,510
Did you put something in my coffee?

749
00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:39,030
And I didn't poison the coffee.

750
00:39:39,670 --> 00:39:41,730
It was your toothpaste, you amateur.

751
00:39:43,730 --> 00:39:44,870
Well, she's spunky.

752
00:39:45,830 --> 00:39:47,690
The Nightingale is on the way to arrest
her now.

753
00:39:47,910 --> 00:39:49,430
Yeah. Call him back.

754
00:39:49,950 --> 00:39:54,780
Why? She already thinks that the drug
company broke into her house. So have

755
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:58,720
them offer her condolences for her
husband's heart attack and tell her we

756
00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,720
closed the case.

757
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:03,520
Hopefully her handler buys it. Doesn't
pull her from the field.

758
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,620
What do you know that I don't?

759
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:11,820
I know something's coming down the pike.

760
00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:13,420
Something bad.

761
00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:15,180
Very bad.

762
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,940
Something a lot of very smart people are
very worried about.

763
00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:21,250
Right now, she's our only lead. Listen,
I'm not happy about letting her go.

764
00:40:22,370 --> 00:40:23,590
But we'll get her eventually.

765
00:40:24,410 --> 00:40:25,530
This is good for us, Tim.

766
00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:27,830
Yeah. Was there something else?

767
00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:30,910
Yeah.

768
00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:38,290
Um... I was wondering... Wondering when
I'm gonna realize I'm

769
00:40:38,290 --> 00:40:40,050
the director and not an agent anymore.

770
00:40:40,890 --> 00:40:43,910
Well, we were all wondering that. Yeah.
And you drew the short straw.

771
00:40:45,090 --> 00:40:46,690
You always been this good?

772
00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:48,710
Well, here's the thing, Tim.

773
00:40:49,610 --> 00:40:53,890
This job is like the drummer from Spinal
Tap.

774
00:40:54,530 --> 00:40:59,670
It kills people, but it'll kill your
soul first unless you find a way to blow

775
00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:00,670
off some steam.

776
00:41:00,810 --> 00:41:03,210
Vance boxed. Jenny lit up the town.

777
00:41:03,450 --> 00:41:04,650
You know what I like to do?

778
00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:08,230
I like to bust bad guys.

779
00:41:08,570 --> 00:41:14,370
So I'm gonna do my job as director, and
when I need to take a little break, blow

780
00:41:14,370 --> 00:41:15,950
off a little steam...

781
00:41:17,399 --> 00:41:19,980
I'm going to go bust some bad guys with
you.

782
00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:22,620
And it's not a distraction.

783
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,380
It's the only way I know how to survive
this job.

784
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:28,860
Can you live with that?

785
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:33,060
Well, as long as you never pull the
biohazard alarm again.

786
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,260
I know that was you.

787
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,520
Why would I do something like that?

788
00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:39,900
Personnel inventory.

789
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:43,360
You want to see who would run away from
the problem? Who would run towards it?

790
00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:45,180
Beats Myers-Briggs.

791
00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:48,220
Have you always been this good?

792
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:49,880
Classic Donozo.

793
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,880
And not only can I live with that, I am
not sure how I ever lived without him.

794
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,220
Well, I wouldn't get too comfortable.

795
00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:07,340
The only reason you're not doing this
job is because the Secretary of the Navy

796
00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:09,380
has another one planned for you.

797
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,400
She does?

798
00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:13,920
Yep. Good job.

799
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,080
Hurt.

800
00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:20,780
Wait, what?

